Bug
Blood and Mirrors Inc. Annual Report - Janette Lustre
Revenue this year is pleasantly buoyant. We have seen a large increase in the number of customers over the past few months. This is believed to be as a result of the technological advances made with the products as a result of integrating dimensional pockets that can secrete actual blood for added realism. Though it is worth noting that a large proportion of new customers are not purchasing the mirrors on the behalf of an enemy or rival (the traditional use case of the bloodied reflection effect) and instead seem to be purchasing them for themselves or to support “The Stream”. Potentially this is a new Villain of Abiyzyl? Either way this is going to enable us to stay in business for a good while longer and will allow us to make the employment of our only employee a more permanent one.
Bug is as always, doing a good job. They are a positive influence on the workings of the shop and xie are making a surprisingly good salesperson. Customers always seem to leave happy after their interactions with Bug. The only concern I have with Bug is that they do not seem to be taking their monthly payment. I have been sending them their monthly paycheck without fail but she keeps showing it to me the next day and asking what to do with it. I have tried to explain multiple times what to do with it but fae must be getting distracted between my shop and the bank. As much as this does technically increase the company’s profit I am both concerned for Bug’s wellbeing, as well as my own if the enforcement division of Bug’s Union gets the idea that I’ve not been paying him.
At least Bug seems happy, and the mushrooms ze brought back from their last trip were delicious.
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WilburSoot : YOOOO!! Iambug where are we going today?
DES21037 : 🍄
DES21037 : 🍄🍄
DES21037 : 🍄🍄🍄
DES21037 : 🍄🍄
DES21037 : 🍄
VioletMood : Is this a record for the longest stream ever?
NotACult : I dunno but it looks like we’re somewhere in the Mountains by the looks of it
DemonPeasant : Ya I recignize the torches were near Arraxors lair
boxfan420x : Probably the longest one yea, I’ve been subbed since day 1 6 months ago
WilburSoot : Dude it’s literally never offline. Iambug’s dedicated man
NotACult : Doesn’t Arraxor eat everyone who encroaches on their territory?
RomanticCutie : Doesn’t matter where we are. We are Bug!
DES21037 : We are Bug!
WilburSoot : We are Bug!
DemonPeasant : hehe u must be new here Cult. Bug never gets eaten
skelebro : We arte Bug!
boxfan420x : Oh sh*t that spider’s huge!
NotACult : Wait why is Iambug calling Arraxor Matron?
RomanticCutie : Hi Matron!
WorkingTiff : Hi MAtron!
WilburSoot : It’s just a thing xie does. Don’t worry about it.
DemonPeasant : See it’s fine. We’re just climbing the cliff now.
VioletMood : View’s awesome from up here. I love this stream.
NotACult : Isn’t this kinda dangerous? What if we fall?
DES21037 : Is that a 🍄?
RomanticCutie : 🍄 time! 🍄🍄🍄
Moonsinger : No wait @Iambug you need to hold on to the rock!
DemonPeasant : Wooooooo!
WorkingTiff : Oh no we’re falling!
boxfan420x : Fs in chat
skelebro : Huh? The screen went black?
VioletMood : It’s back!
DES21037 : We’re operational again
NotACult : What? Nobody could have survived that! How?
WilburSoot : Iambug’s awesome that’s how
RomanticCutie : Good job Iambug!