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The Underlings Union

News of the newly formed “Underlings Union” spread quickly throughout Nequam - Underlings of all sorts of Villains will often share gossip about what's going on while shopping for supplies for their Villain's latest scheme. Most Villains seem unaware of the Union at present (after all, what self-respecting Villain has time for whatever inane ramblings their minion is on about this week? There are schemes to be schemed!). Those that have heard about it consider …</description>
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Closures at Neon Docks

Due to an accident this week at the Neon Docks Tourist Centre resulting in the release of the toxic mineral Quintacor the Neon Docks will be closing to the public for the foreseeable future. 

An incident occurred this week at the Neon Docks Tourist centre when a member of the public knocked over a display case containing real Quintacor, resulting in 2 fatal doses and 6 hospitalisations. Following this incident all Neon Dock locations previously open to the p…</description>
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Underlings Union Gains Support

Following the recent founding of the Underlings Union, a number of other Unions around Nequam have offered up support to the budding group. This has mostly come in support of financial aid.

“It has been made very clear to us the benefit of supporting this new Underlings Union</description>
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        <description>News For Session 4

Underlings Union Picking Up Steam

The Underlings Union, based at The Club in Harmony, has become more widely discussed in the press and amongst Underlings. From meeting to cleanse the lava flow from an Egomaniac's volcano lair, to breaks between chanting to summon Otherworldly beings, the whispered word is that the UU might be worth checking out. Reports from Harmony are that several dozen people have arrived early, the day before the meeting, to claim the designated Underli…</description>
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Carnage in Abizyl

The Temple of the Unknown one in Abizyl is closed for further notice. - Abizyl Advertiser

Rumour has it there was a huge turf war between a bunch of new cults trying to take over the temple. Whatever happened in there is big, the whole of the neighbourhood is currently off limits. The leader of the Shimmering wall tourist board, a temple Junior for the resident cult, and a neophyte for the faceless eater were apparently all horribly murdered before the panic with…</description>
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        <title>5</title>
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Conch Pro Union?

A spokeswoman for the Conch Enterprises Board of Director, Tiffany Taylor, has issued a statement from the board stating that Conch Enterprises is expressing unequivocal support for the Glassworker's Union's ongoing strike and urges Abyssal Glassworks to come back to the bargaining table in good faith. The work these glassworkers do is invaluable to the operations of Conch Enterprises and it is bad for business for Abyssal Glassworks to continue to refuse the deman…</description>
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        <title>6</title>
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Glass Strike Over

Abizyl glass workers are heading back to work today as the strikes have officially come to a close. Union leader Frederick Malady has this to say: “All our demands for fair treatment and safer working conditions have been met, we look forward to a safer more beneficial working environment and thank everyone who has supported us over these last few months.</description>
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YatterTV

A new television show is turning some heads across Nequam this week. People are tuning into the new reality come game show that pits villains and members of the public against each other in unexpected teams. It isn't perfect, directed in a haphazard way and with plotting that appears downright dastardly in places and over baked in others, but the show seems captivating in a strange sort of way, and we are excited to see what comes next.</description>
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Missing Villains

A wave of missing villains and their underlings has hit Nequam this week with no apparent motive and no villain coming forward to claim their deaths. Included are Vitiate the Desecrater of North Abizyl, The Smith of Abizyl Bay, and The Laboritrician of the Quiverwoods. In all cases no survivors have yet been found. Investigation of these villains lairs has revealed an unusually high number of worms and several dozen skeletons missing their skulls.</description>
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Union President MISSING

Violet, the president of the Underlings Union, has been reported missing. She was last seen after a conflict occurred between some of Dr. Evil's minions and some goblins, near Dr. Evil's base of opperations. Union member and notable rival of Violet, Mizzinx Maggubins, was seen in the area, alongside Willow Wormwood. Mizzinx had recently been defeated by Violet in the campaign to become head of the Union.</description>
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