https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/ 2026-04-27T01:35:53+00:00 https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/ https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/_media/logo.svg text/html 2024-12-17T17:34:14+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:100_years_later?rev=1734456854&do=diff 100 Years Later “One hundred years, I have abided by your rules.” The voice comes from everywhere, the gardens in every Union meeting place and safehouse boiling as the worms beneath rise up through the soil. “One hundred years I have feasted on the scraps you deigned to offer me. text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:abizyl?rev=1734456685&do=diff Abizyl Piracy A new pirate queen has claimed a significant amount of territory in the Abizyl seas. Captain Elizabeth “Red Beth” Cope has killed Captain Radley “Black Sabre” Sagar through a surprising tactic of turning his crew against him. It is believed Red Beth was able to do so through contacts made at the Underlings' Union by her own exceedingly loyal crew. It is believed that Red Beth aims to have territory across most of the Nequal seas. With her previous captain John Deadsea's territory… text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:55+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:addison?rev=1734456835&do=diff Addison Anchovy In Memoriam In honour of our founder Addison Anchovy, who introduced so many youngsters of cults to the world of accountancy; without whose dedication and energy, many accountants would never have had the interest or the credentials to seek further qualification; who did so much to negate the need for summoning divine splinters of the God of Accountancy; and whose YA books really did deserve more acclaim. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:51+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:adrian?rev=1734456831&do=diff Adrian Beckett A Congratulations “Congratulations to our newest Prophyte, Adrian Beckett! Adrian has been a tireless member since joining to assist us after one of the darkest times of our family. During his time as a Neophyte, Adrian immediately and singlehandedly took on dealing with our IT, an area that was sorely lacking until his arrival. Then, as he reached the level of Acolyte, he became dedicated to the shells of rebirth, caring for The Sister who Sleeps in Blood until her eventual reb… text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:47+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:althea?rev=1734456827&do=diff Althea Linden Hospital Destroyed Reports are coming in that the Eternal Hospital, the first hospital founded as part of the Quiverwoods Health Service, was destroyed last night. It appears that it has been razed to the ground by Countess Estella's minions, apparently as retaliation for one of the hospital founders absconding from her service. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:39+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:ashton?rev=1734456819&do=diff Ashton Norwood It is doubtful that the network of outposts and more remote healthcare centres would have appeared at all, despite the other action of Estella's workers and the staff at the central Eternal Hospital (then called the Celestial Hospital), were it not for one of the vampires who resided at the Castel dell'Æmoglobina. Ashton Silver Elm Norwood is a mysterious figure, since there is no contemporary information about his appearance or origins and indeed other residents of the Castel in… text/html 2024-12-17T17:35:05+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:beth?rev=1734456905&do=diff Elizabeth "Red Beth" Cope Security Incident Report Internal Incident Report at Argon Manurfacturing Facility, Unit 3B. Security footage has been secured from the Argon Factory closed circuit security feeds. * 09:07 Hull of a ship can just be identified in the corner of camera 36 text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:20+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:bob?rev=1734456800&do=diff Lord High Priest Bob of the Faceless Eater Ave Bossa Nova, Similis Bossa Seneca Apparently one of the benefits of working for an immortal god who destroys all before it but leaves buildings standing is the salvage. While the first few months were apparently lean for the growing cult, the decimated haunts of eaten villains give ample opportunity for profit, and recently the cult of the Celestapod was taken over, which had a large enough base for the growing Cult of the Faceless Eater to move in… text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:bug?rev=1734456815&do=diff Bug Blood and Mirrors Inc. Annual Report - Janette Lustre Revenue this year is pleasantly buoyant. We have seen a large increase in the number of customers over the past few months. This is believed to be as a result of the technological advances made with the products as a result of integrating dimensional pockets that can secrete actual blood for added realism. Though it is worth noting that a large proportion of new customers are not purchasing the mirrors on the behalf of an enemy or rival… text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:21+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:central?rev=1734456681&do=diff Central Universal Robots With the fall of Argon, Discreet Enabling had an uncontested market for their DES units - with several former Argon customers finding themselves suddenly without a delivery of SANA units to replace all those workers they just fired. The process was slowed - and any potential other competitors stymied - by a rise in popular demands for full rights for robotic workers. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:32+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:diana?rev=1734456812&do=diff Diana Innocence “Look don't get me wrong, I'm all for grabbing pitchforks and having a good shaking down of people, but when you look at the evidence, it's not like anyone can actually prove that she lead Estella to the safehouse. I mean why would she bother sending Celeste there at all if she wasn't trying to hide her from Estella text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:18+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:epicentre?rev=1734456678&do=diff Epicentre Centre Stage Closure We regret to inform the people of Epicentre that the Centre Stage Stadium will be closing down at the end of this year. It did have a good run as a focal point of Epicentre Culture for a few years, but as the culture of Epicentre has shifted away from the style of flashy Villainy that the Stadium best showcased, it has drawn fewer and fewer visitors as the years have progressed. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:28+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:lettstat?rev=1734456808&do=diff Lettstat Seven Tealward Sightings on the Seafloor Brothers of the cult of Hrghflar I bring great tidings and auspicious portents. Our long years of monitoring the floor of the great sea of Abizyl have finally borne fruit. It is my firmly held belief that this very day I have seen visions of heralds of the Great One. As you know I have been diligently observing the surroundings from my cave on the seafloor, as do we all from our own meditation chambers, and I have seen a sign. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:17+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:maiden?rev=1734456797&do=diff The Maiden of the Broken Hart Hartbroken As fearful as they are generally inclined to be, the crowd of people in a clearing deep in the Quiverwoods are currently calm. Each of them sees the Maiden as a trusted figure, one they know and love, and they followed her here unquestioningly. They watch, silent, as two figures face each other in the centre of the clearing. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:14+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:matron?rev=1734456794&do=diff The Matron of the Tangled Web, The Widow of the Woods The Wolf and The Deer Once upon a time, there was a wolf and a deer, and they were in love. They ran through the forest together without heed for the outside world. The wolf preyed and the deer was prey. They revelled in the hunt, for it was all they were and knew. Because they only had thoughts for each other, they were not wise to the ways of the outside world. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:10+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:mizzinx?rev=1734456790&do=diff Mizzinx Magubbins Teeth, Whales, Dental, Magic Stones, Beef and Warcrimes With the abrupt disappearance - and presumed death - of both Union president Violet Malikat and her political rival Mizzinx Magubbins, an emergency election has been held for a new president. The campaign was heavily influenced by the earlier election, and in particular, Mizzinx's pro-warcrimes attitude attracted a lot of support from more violent underlings who had felt they were being ignored by the moderate committee. text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:03+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:rat?rev=1734456783&do=diff Rat Reina Del Mar Pilot Script 14. BEACH WEDDING VENUE - DAY ISABELLA AND ANTONIO ARE HOLDING HANDS ON THE PIER. GUESTS ARE SEATED IN FOREGROUND ISABELLA I promise to swim with you forever my dear ANTONIO I promise to never let go my love OFFISHIANT text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:56+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:ria?rev=1734456776&do=diff Ria Marten [Real Life] What's your wildest conspiracy theory? " Ok hear me out on this one, it sounds crazy but I swear it's real. I think Violet was behind the break in at the Torre Casino last year. carebearglare - 23:43" " carebearglare you do remember Violet is dead right? There was that whole funeral like 6 months before the heist text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:53+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:sana?rev=1734456773&do=diff Roseanna HowToRelax.csv Relaxation MethodEffect on HumansEffect on RobotsEffect on SkeletonsLie inRecovery of tiredness from previous days of shorter sleepDoes not appear to be achievable - charging maybe equivalent to sleep, but overcharging results in dangerous electrical condition and extended shutdown period has no notable effect text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:49+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:scott?rev=1734456769&do=diff Scott Smith “Scott Smith was a loyal cultist at first. Found out false worshippers and gave them unto Rolhigr to punish in darkness. But as he rose in the cult, respected and trusted enough to become a teacher of the neophytes, his head was turned by suspect characters outside of the Cult's control. He started leading some of those neophytes he taught down the wrong path, introducing them to other gods, tempted them away from the true path. This eventually boiled over into an interdimensional b… text/html 2024-12-17T17:33:06+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:superbia?rev=1734456786&do=diff Pontifex Superbia Cat and Mouse Dear Pontifex Superfluous, Nice try with the estate agent, not a bad plan. Too bad for you I'm good at this, though. You hid your influence from a cursory background check, but we both know that anyone who only does a text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:14+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:the_quiverwoods?rev=1734456674&do=diff The Quiverwoods The Health Service Lives On A new system which continues thanks to its popularity, widespread appeal, and the dedication of the staffmembers and volunteers: The Quiverwoods Health Service. This is a boon to the people of the region. The main hospital site, unfortunately, now lies desolate, as the Countess Estella dell'Æmoglobina razed the site following betrayal and incompetence of the founding Underlings (stories differ widely and have changed in the telling). However, the pri… text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:11+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:the_tenebrific_mountains?rev=1734456671&do=diff The Tenebrific Mountains Year In Review “Now over to our special correspondant in the Tenebrific Mountains, Rita Malone.” “Thank you, Richard. This year - and in fact, this last six months - have seen an immense amount of upheaval in the political climate of the Tenebrific Mountains. Villains have been toppled at a terrifying rate, and the makeup of the mountains today looks very different to how it was a year ago. text/html 2024-12-17T17:31:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:the_union?rev=1734456668&do=diff The Underlings Union UNDERLINGS UNION BURGLED Panic has gripped the Underlings Union, a group of Underligns for villains from all regions of Nequam, follow an unexpected break in last night. Investigations are still under way, but the crime was discovered this morning, when the Union's vault was opened to reveal several hundred SANA units, a man who has been identified as John Deadsea, and a note, addressed to text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:tiffany?rev=1734456766&do=diff Tiffany Taylor Internal Investigations The office is dark and dingy, lit only by the glaring radiance of a neon sign on the building opposite, filtered through the smoke of a cigar that's perched artfully in a tar-stained ash tray. The faint sound of saxophone music plays in the background, as a voice speaks over the scene. text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:violet?rev=1734456763&do=diff Violet The Viewview Review “For the third month in a row we see Vanishing Violet and the Snuffed Flame in the top ten most visited videos on Viewview, Only just this week being knocked out of the top spot this villain is not going anywhere but up! More and more fans of this up and coming villain are trying to catch a glimpse of her at her base on the volcanic isles of the Silvered Embassy text/html 2024-12-17T17:32:39+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://underlings.oxfordlarp.com/eternity:willow?rev=1734456759&do=diff Willow Wormwood Goblinling Song “We like Willow! Willow we like! They gives us sticks Crystals go click-click! Hit people with the stick! Hide, jump, it's a trick... Hitting people is our shtick With the crystal-clicky-stick! What's not to like?