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======Ria Marten======

====[Real Life] What's your wildest conspiracy theory?====
> Ok hear me out on this one, it sounds crazy but I swear it's real. I think Violet was behind the break in at the Torre Casino last year. 
> //carebearglare - 23:43//

> carebearglare you do remember Violet is dead right? There was that whole funeral like 6 months before the heist
> //goooseParchment8 - 23:50//

> i do wonder if it's got something to do with that Victoria document we were discussing in the other thread tho
> //goooseParchment8 - 23:51//

> that's what makes it such a great coverup. Noone's gonna suspect a dead person
> //carebearglare - 23:54//

> Hey! So I work at the forensics department where all the evidence from the Theatre Centrale incident earlier this year. It didn't make it into the news (cause you know, /a lot/ of shit went down that evening) but several of the key pieces of evidence had purple glitter on them. Don't want to speculate too much but I think it's a pretty solid theory Carebear.
> //convivialmuppet - 00:04//

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> //unknown - 00:05//

> ok new theory, Queen Alyx has been reanimating Violet's corpse to commit crimes
> //exponentshipper27 - 00:07//

====Notice of Violation====
Dear homeowner,

This letter is to inform you you are in violation of Section C Paragraph 5.3 of the Homeowners Association Contitution and Bylaws. For your convenience we have attached the relevant section.

> //Section C// - Occupants
>> //Paragraph 5// - Pets
>>> **5.3**  Residents may have a pet(s) from the acceptable list of animals as listed in apendix 27 of this document. Please note reanimated animals are their own species, and subject to different restrictions.

While snakes are on the acceptable list, our review of your pet has concluded that this creature has been misclassified on your paperwork. To quote directly from the report "The creature was hostile to the review team, and seemed to be taking up most of the property. Species could not be identified, but was some kind of large reptile with wings. The creature seemed to be adequately fed, and have plenty of comfortable bedding, and seemed content onece our team backed off from the premesis".

We have also had reports from a neighbour feeling uncomfortable at the creature's large eye looking out from the upstairs window over his garden. 

Please resolve this situation immediately - if another notice has to be sent, it will incur a penalty charge for violation of the nieghbourhood code.

Thank you for your compliance.

Mr. Ted Loeb\\
On behalf of the Homeowners Association


====Internal Memo - For Department Heads ONLY====

While full figures from last quarter are still being processed (thank you to everyone for submitting your reports promptly), our preliminary scrutiny suggests violent crimes have continued to fall under our new guidance. We suspect there will need to be a greater push for news coverage of the more creative crimes, but early analysis shows this is begining to happen. Tertiary sectors are already doing a lot of this legwork online, and EBNs incomplete coverage might actually prove a benefit in acting under the new directives. Victoria has been particularly pleased with the Arella story, which has picked up a lot of traction (departments should continue holding off on NI5 stuff for now; we're continuing to aim for much more organic growth on that angle).

Also a quick reminder that the position of head of EBN is being left deliberately unfilled. We've had a few questions about that - more detailed info can be found in Memo //44214-V95//. 

====Expunge - 26 points====
"Plus another 3 for making //on// into //one//, then another 50 points for using all my tiles."

"79 points!"

"Your turn Milton."

"Oh, Felix called earlier. He's going to pop over later after his meeting. I think he's picking up Roseanna who was going to come by for tea"

"Dad, you know you don't have to host all the time. They're my friends, I do have a home too."

"We don't mind, our living room is much bigger than yours after all. Plus it's nice seeing everyone. They're our friends too."

"Don't mind your father, he just likes the excuse to experiment with new cake recipes."

"C-A-T. Cat."

"5 points. By the way, did Barty ever help you ever get that Scrabble-inator working?"